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Dec 23, 2007 in JLynch, ah-ha Quote Board

 

“Love is thick in Provo, so be careful.” – J Lynch.

“I’m not only their landlord, I’m their love Captain.” – J. Lynch

“De-freakin-leted dude!” – J. Lynch

“You can’t argue love.” - J. Lynch

“I’ll take it any way you can give it to me…” - J. Lynch

“You should condition her leather for her” – J. Lynch

“I stopped dating married girls.” – J. Lynch

“Pens don’t need love, I need love.” – J. Lynch

 

“It’s just me and the computer getting excited bro!” – J. Lynch

“Wait…Big Mac’s? Are those big?” – J. Lynch

 

“Bob…we don’t want to hear about the jumps. We want to hear about the love.” J. Lynch

“Hey, who’s gonna eat the dirty bunny?” – J. Lynch

 

“Just because he eats birds’ heads doesn’t make him a bad person.” – J. Lynch

 

“I don’t call Bob ‘sweetheart’.” – J. Lynch

“When are we doing the dirty deed Corty?” – J. Lynch

 

“Don’t be a wuss Jessica.” – J. Lynch

“I got crapped on today.” – J. Lynch

“Hauling hay…it’s just like rolling around in it.” – J. Lynch

“Oh crap…do I have draw-rings on my neck?” – J. Lynch

“T-bird…you’re cutting edge…check out those capris.” – J. Lynch

“You never know …love could be right around the corner.” – J. Lynch

 

“I feel like I should be wearing my pink underwear today.” – J. Lynch

“That’s how we like our developers – good and fertile.” – J. Lynch

“Kaisa, appreciate the orange shirt. It’s a little racy, snapped all of the way down.” - J. Lynch

 

“Carina, do you want to play with my yo-yo?” – J. Lynch

“Believe me man, I’m ready to have a hairy chest.” -J. Lynch

“This tastes like a combination between sawdust and latex gloves.” -J. Lynch